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Mass Killing in Barrhaven Marks Highest Death Toll in Ottawa’s Modern History

Ottawa, Canada – Ottawa’s police chief announced that the mass killing in Barrhaven on Wednesday has resulted in the highest death toll from a single incident in recent Ottawa history. The tragic event took the lives of a mother, her four young children, and a family acquaintance living with them, with the children’s father being the only survivor, but injured from the attack. The suspect responsible for this heinous crime, Febrio De-Zoysa, 19, has been …

Breaking: Modern Experts Reveal Likely Cause of George Washington’s Mysterious Death

Mount Vernon, Virginia – On December 14, 1799, the United States lost its first president, George Washington, due to a sudden and mysterious illness. Experts have debated for centuries over the true cause of his death, with modern medical practitioners offering new perspectives on the tragic event. Washington’s final hours were marked by a series of treatments from his doctors, including multiple bloodlettings, gargling a mixture of molasses, vinegar, and butter, and inhaling a steam …

George Washington’s Mysterious Death: A Modern Medical Investigation of a Classic “Textbook” Case

Mount Vernon, Virginia – On December 14, 1799, the death of George Washington left many puzzled experts two centuries later on what caused his sudden demise. The former president’s death was a largely a mystery, even though it was brought on by a brief illness and an unusual medical regimen consisting of massive bloodletting by his physicians. Medical practitioners have come up with various theories to explain Washington’s rapid decline, with some attributing it to …